So you’ve already got the perfect Valentine’s Day gift, the prettiest festive decor, and a delicious romantic dinner planned for the evening. But what about that perfect funny Valentine’s Day card to give to your sweetheart on February 14?
After all, a thoughtful message is essential when it comes to the most romantic holiday ever — and some couples prefer that in the form of a giggle-inducing note.
Instead of giving a generic, sappy greeting card that might earn some eye rolls, make your special someone chuckle this year with these humorous Valentine’s Day cards that perfectly describe your relationship.
Whether it’s a hilarious Valentine’s day meme or a witty love-themed pun, these funny Valentine’s Day cards speak honestly from the heart — and will definitely spread laughter along with the love this February 14.
All that’s left to do is figure out what cute (and equally funny) message to write inside!
Yoda One For Me
Because everyone knows that there’s nothing cuter or sweeter than baby Yoda (except your significant other, obviously).
Nobody Else . . .
After all, the best kind of love is the kind where you can hang around and do nothing with them — and still have amazing, unforgettable fun together.
Diagram Of My Heart
The only thing you love more than bacon, tacos, and chocolate? Your sweetheart. (Which is really saying something, because you really love those foods … like a lot.)
You Don’t Have to Shave Your Legs
Pro tip: If you’re able to find a love like this? Never let it go, because life would totally succ without them.
I Love Overeating With You
If you and your S.O.’s favorite part of Valentine’s Day (or any day) is feasting on tons of food together, then this card is definitely for you. Get it from Amazon.
Even When You’re Hangry
You know it’s true love when you both can deal with each other’s hangry tantrums — and sometimes love each other even more for it.
I Still Love You
The perfect card to show your S.O. that you love them even despite their flaws — especially their tendency to forget to replace the toilet paper every single time.
We Still Like Each Other
Because it’s definitely worth celebrating that you two still somehow like — and love — each other after all these years. Get it at Amazon.
You Deserve This Card More Than Any Guy
Sometimes your true Valentine is the one who stuck by you through it all, even before any guy ever did: your best friend.
The Cheesiest Valentine’s Day Card
If your special someone is a fan of corny puns and jokes, go for this extra-cheesy card that’s sure to give your Valentine a gouda laugh this year.
All You Need Is Love
Share this hilarious card with your loved one, before you both binge-watch The Office for the 1,000th time.
Tonight I Won’t Change Into PJs Until At Least 7 P.M.
The little things always make a difference, especially after years together. This includes not slipping into pajamas too early in the night, and making Valentine’s Day memorable from start to finish.
The Results Are In . . .
Can’t find the words to say what you mean? Let Maury help you with this hilarious card telling your loved one that yes, they are most definitely, unquestionably 100% your baby!
I’d Pick You Every Time
Sometimes, it’s nice to be reminded that your partner is the person you want to be with for the long haul — especially if that reminder comes in the form of a hilarious, punny message.
Partner in Crime
Sometimes a few words are enough to show your S.O. how much they mean to you. These candy hearts modernize the sweet treat.
Love You More Than Coffee
At times, a cup of coffee may feel like the very definition of love, but nothing compares to your partner’s support and shared humor. Pair this card with a cup of coffee for the ultimate effect.
I Love You More Than Anything … Except the Dog
Nothing compares to the love you have for your furry best friend. Their pure eyes and excited wagging tail make your heart skip every single time.
Where Do You Want to Eat?
This never-ending question bonds a couple unlike any other experience. After all, there’s no one else you want to continuously revisit the question with.
It’s Specific, Not Pacific
Pet peeves are almost a guarantee in relationships, regardless of how much you love the other person. This card is a subtle reminder for them to correct themselves, while also saying even if they don’t, you’ll always love them.
Four Champagne Glasses, Please
We recommend this one specifically for all those cat lovers out there, as this will hit particularly close to home. Get it from Amazon.
These funny Valentine’s Day Card ideas are inspired from Goodhousekeeping.Com